So after work, I head to Mel's pad to kick it because it's just a regular Monday. After refusing some home cooking by Steve, the three of us decide on Claim Jumper.
OK, so black is suppose to be slimming, right? There was this waitress wearing a black shirt, but despite any attempt to hide them, they were just galactic.
Waitress: "Hi, what would you like to drink?"
Jarold, trying to keep his eyeballs inside his head: "Water"
Steve: "blah blah blah [insert obscure drink]"
Mel "Lemonaide."
Waitress: "OK, I'll be right back with your drinks and take your orders."
Mel: "Thank you...."
Waitress starts walking away.
Mel (Loud, obnoxious whisper intended only for Steve and Jarold): "....BIG BOOBS."
Steve and Jarold laugh uncomfortably and avoid eye contact with anyone.
Waitress finishes tying her shoe in Mel's blind spot and finally walks off.
Mel: "She's still there, isn't she?"
Steve: "Yup."
Jarold: "Mmhmm."
A new waitress returns with our drinks. All the children laugh.
